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Old 10-07-2009, 09:03 PM   #1
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Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

Looking for a naked handyman (Plymouth area)

Date: 2009-10-07, 8:46PM EDT
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I am looking for a guy that is handyman and does not mind doing the work in the nude. I have a small jobs around the house that need to be done and would like to fime someone comfortable enough to do them naked.
  • Location: Plymouth area
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: negotiable
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:13 PM   #2
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

That's priceless and to think we had ways to humor ourselves BEFORE craigslist.
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

E-mail him that you don't mind working in the nude but you think it's only fair to warn him that you have three testicles.
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E-mail him that you don't mind working in the nude but you think it's only fair to warn him that you have three testicles.
I F'N TOLD YOU THAT IN A CONFIDENTIAL PM !
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I F'N TOLD YOU THAT IN A CONFIDENTIAL PM !
Not confidential anymore...
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Not confidential anymore...
SON OF A ......... DOH!!
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Looking for a naked handyman (Plymouth area)

Date: 2009-10-07, 8:46PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-dwfe6-1411391927@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



I am looking for a guy that is handyman and does not mind doing the work in the nude. I have a small jobs around the house that need to be done and would like to fime someone comfortable enough to do them naked.
  • Location: Plymouth area
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: negotiable


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I need pics of the potential client!
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

Too bad it wasn't in Chicago. Jimmy would be all over that one!
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Too bad it wasn't in Chicago. Jimmy would be all over that one!
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Hey if the client has the right qualifications, I'll travel a few hours


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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

probably not entirely work safe


but what if I wanted like, 30 gallons of iced tea? Does she really have the materials on hand for that kind of tea production? I'd guess no.
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Serviceable??
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

if this is how she intends to get her table assembled, how do you think she got the money to buy it in the first place....
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probably not entirely work safe


but what if I wanted like, 30 gallons of iced tea? Does she really have the materials on hand for that kind of tea production? I'd guess no.
Out of everything in that ad, you are questioning her tea production capacities....
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

The Baltimore CL has been full of satire and outraged replies to ridiculous ads lately. Seems like someone is fed up with the nonsense and insulting pay and/or conditions HO's offer It must be contageous.
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if this is how she intends to get her table assembled, how do you think she got the money to buy it in the first place....

Sort of depends on what she is passing off as iced tea
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Re: Another (weird) One From Philly's Craigslist

You are all assuming that the dildo weilding person is of the famale gender, that may not be a valid assumption.

But at least anyone who does respond, will not have to worry about who supplies the dildo. But I reccommend making sure who is the receiver and who is the weilder.
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You are all assuming that the dildo weilding person is of the famale gender, that may not be a valid assumption.

But at least anyone who does respond, will not have to worry about who supplies the dildo. But I reccommend making sure who is the receiver and who is the weilder.

it will be ok just map a good way home with the least potholes, and have ice on standby in your freezer.
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