A Laugh For The Pro's

joasis

http://www.diychatroom.com/f5/laying...ld-tile-13344/

I thought you guys would enjoy this....not all DIY'ers try to register here or we would charge for the entertainment.

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bwalley

I have had to fix more than a few DIY jobs, I used to feel sorry for them and try to cut them a break, now I just charge them whatever I feel like and it isn't cheap, I have bid job's so high in the past trying to run them off, but many times (Most) they will hire me without hesitation, I guess because they realize what a mess they made.

You must have a lot of patience or like the abuse you get by going over to the DIY section.

bert0168

I especially love this logic from the last DIY poster...

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Originally Posted by CCCo. Yep, you guessed, sold by a fancy white guy, installed by the brown army.

joasis

I really wanted to reply differently on the last post....man, what part of "NO" can't you get?

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HWCostruction

Some people are so dense. Just makes me want to throw up my hands and kill myself. I guess you can lead a horse to water, but can't make him drink huh?

Kaiser

I have been wanting to register on the DYI site and share like alot of you but that thread makes me think It's a waste of time.

Why bother.

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rbsremodeling

Wow.


I followed the link and read a few post. I think I would get banned from there I am signing up today

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bwalley

I wonder how long I will last.

Some guy asked about fixing his furnace with "Duck tape".

joasis

You can't fix a furnace with duck tape? Why not?

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rbsremodeling

You can if you soak the duct tape in gasoline first, it helps to strengthen the bond between the tape and the metal

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joasis

No kidding? How much should I use and what will it cost?

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rbsremodeling

With out seeing it, I would be hard press to give you an exact formula but be very liberal with the gas application, the more the better

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PrecisionFloors

About 5 gallons should be sufficient. You won't be hiring one of those spendy contractors so, hell it'll be like you're making money!!

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DavidC

I can enjoy this thread without clicking the link. Now that's efficient.

Still waiting for siicone and coat hanger references though. They usually go hand in hand with duct tape.

Good Luck
Dave

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joasis

If you did not read the link I provided, there is no way you can appreciate the humor.

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Ford Guy

It amazes me that some people can walk and talk at the same time.

VBuilt

I thought that all real men need are duct tape and wd40.
If it moves and shouldn't- Duct Tape
If it doesn't move and should- WD40

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DavidC

OK, I clicked and read. He's just going to keep asking until he gets the answer he wants. Might as well go ahead and do it. Then he can blame the bad advice he took.

He could reinforce the concrete with coat hangers. :>)

Good Luck
Dave

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rusty baker

Don't dis duct tape. Best bandage ever.

PA woodbutcher

God bless you J, Wizard and anyone else who hangs over there and give advice. If I HAD to deal with hammer heads like that they drive me to drink.

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